Friday, August 21, 2009

Jack Kerouac.


““…-no girl had ever moved me with a story of spiritual suffering and so beautifully her soul showing out radiant as an angel wandering in hell and the hell the selfsame streets I’d roamed in watching, watching for someone just like her and never dreaming the darkness and the mystery and eventuality of our meeting in eternity,””

-- Post From My iPhone

Sunday, July 5, 2009


I was told today that I look very angelic. I was wearing white. I think that did it. That or my angel wings. But it got me thinking; were they trying to say I look gay? If so, well played, I didn't even catch it. If not, lamest compliment ever. Tomorrow I'll wear red. I'm assuming I'll look devilish, or possibly more flaming. I'll report back with results.

-- Post From My iPhone

Thursday, June 25, 2009

MJ died.

When I die, i hope it's hours after someone else. I think it's fitting to steal someones thunder as my last act.

-- Post From My iPhone

Wednesday, June 24, 2009

Mobile blogging.

Just installed a blogging app for my phone. Which means I will now be doing less work at work. How else do you expect me to blog, Twitter, and facebook!?

-- Post From My iPhone

Friday, June 12, 2009

I play for keeps.... cus I might not make it back.

This may be my last blog ever as a free man. As I blog I am awaiting U.S. Fish & Wildlife Service Agent B. Stone. My brother and I are apparently under investigation, possibly suspects numero uno, in a gruesome murder of an animal that took place while we were camping in Morro Strand State Park. These effers at the U.S. Fish & Wildlife Service are ruthless. They're animals! Wish us luck.

Wanted.....Dead or Alive


Friday, May 22, 2009

For the past six months I have been living life on the edge. Gambling with my life everyday I step foot outside the door. All that is over now that I have medical, vision, and dental insurance. Which is good cus now I can be healthy enough to see how good my teeth look.

Sunday, May 10, 2009

My first time.

Please be gentle. I've never blogged before.